Pedophile Pudding Cup

A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.

"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "

That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.

That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.

by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021

Cup a Gametes

The act of using your hand to cup the semen after an orgasm that has landed on the waistline in an attempt to clean yourself.

When mom knocked on the door I had to “Cup a Gametes” in a hurry.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

cup of joe

a nickname for coffee

i'll take a cup of joe with that american new york cheese cake slice...some good thoughts are coming

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Cup

Referring to a British person.

Girl 1: did you hear that he’s a cup?
Girl 2: that’s disgusting

by hazed spirits August 11, 2019

[cup 'o suck]

An insult. Telling someone they should go f#*^k themself. Can be used to turn a person down, when given a hideous pick up line.

Why don't you go pour yourself a cup 'o suck?

by Martha G February 4, 2009

cup of pants

Something that is in the wrong place and prob the wrong time.
Why would you look this up, like, you went on urban, went to the search bar, and typed, "cup of pants" Maybe you were look for a bag of pants, idk man.

Guy dressed in a grim reaper costume: Hey guys i'm here!
Person at the funeral: You are as out of place as a cup of pants my guy.

by who the hell stole the name November 30, 2023

Cup-monkey

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.

Want tea? Its in the cup-monkey?

by Fuckedup2029 August 19, 2019