by daddy’s nuts June 26, 2021

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
by Alucardious August 31, 2025

by o3trapstar March 4, 2023

October 30th. The official day of the GOC. It also marks the first victory over Team Distortion, also know as Team Ergon.
Person A - “Hey man! Wanna hang today?”
Person B - “Sorry man. It’s October 30th”
Person A - “What’s the occasion?”
Person B - “It’s fucking GOC Day baby!”
Person B - “Sorry man. It’s October 30th”
Person A - “What’s the occasion?”
Person B - “It’s fucking GOC Day baby!”
by EXLALPHAWOLF October 29, 2022

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

It’s in the title itself, The day happens on March 17th. On this day, you must eat a c00lkidd body pillow for literally zero reason.
by potato devourer April 4, 2025

by daddydillster April 1, 2021
