Dirty Deasean

Dirty Deasean: While engaging in man on mam homoerotic foreplay one partner aggressively grabs the pubic hair of his lover and twists the hair into a tight ball before ripping the crab infe. sted hair ball up and out, : following further up until he delivers a crustacean filled pupe punch to his butt buddies mouth

I watched my neighbors take turns giving each other the Dirty Deasean through their window from the bushes outside their house

by DyNasty McKool November 8, 2025

Dirty Deahna

A man giving either suspicious or lurid/sexual glances towards kitchen appliances.

I saw a homeless man giving Dirty Deahna's to an abandoned oven.

by MexicanMicrowave February 25, 2013

Dirty Arizona

The act of sitting on top of an Arizona tea can to the point of penetration.

Nick: You missed a semi colon in your code.

Jacque: Guess i'll just do the dirty Arizona.

by CodeMasterBob February 7, 2018

dirty bassler

One whom has not taken a shower in so long that they look like they may have a severe case of scabies meets psoriasis!

Look at the flakes falling off that dudes shoulders hey must be a Dirty Bassler!

by j dog 297 November 19, 2013

Dirty Kaidan

When you're having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the police get there and kick down the door you turn around and nut all over the policemen

Bro I heard Jack got arrested because he pulled a Dirty Kaidan

by I Am Extremely Racist May 26, 2024

Dirty Mirtha

When you’re a Hispanic Martha looking to get down and dirty so you walk up to a random guy (preferably homeless) grab his dick and start blowing him will your nose fucks his butt.

Did you see her give that dude a dirty mirtha? I’m so jealous!

by Thedirtyking69 May 4, 2021

Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.

That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...

by Catanablade August 6, 2020