Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

National Hoe Day

It’s a national holiday where we celebrate the hoes and the whores on May 4th.

Hi Cindy, Happy National Hoe Day.

by anonymous rizzler August 12, 2025

Smol appreciation day

A day where everyone appreciates a stream called SmolPlayz,follow her twitch😤😤😤 (she deserves it)

"Oh hey what day is it today?"
"Oh it's Smol appreciation day"
"AH YES SORRY FOR ASKING"

by Absjssgeisn September 11, 2021

attack the day

To make the day your bitch. That may include drinking heavily, doing thing out of one’s comfort zone, and blacking out.

I am going to wake up and attack the day!

by let’s get personal April 10, 2023

Kick your sister day

Kick your sister day is on august the second so they should beware of where they go on that one day

Kick your sister day is when you are able to kick the ever living daylights out of your sister

by Gavin Mamalton August 1, 2023

Furry Breeding Day

June 17th
A day where you have sex with 1 or more furries and breed with them

Friend: bro it's june 17th
Me:it's Furry Breeding Day

by Kaydendahedgefox June 17, 2024

bactrian day

Named after a camel with two humps , Tuesday and Thursday are classed as Bactrian days, as they are the hump days of Monday to Wednesday (hump day) and Wednesday to Friday.

Joe was struggling to even make it to hump day until I pointed out it was Bactrian day

by Kaisermeister July 20, 2020