When you sleep with two girls within 24 hours, but none of your friends give you props for it. The lack of props can be due to many things, such as low standars, one or more of the girls being your friend's ex, high possibility of STD's or just simply because one or more of them used you to get revenge on someone else.
1 "My friend slept with two girls in one day"
2 "Wow, you must be proud of him"
1 "No, it was really just a Dirty Arild"
2 "Wow, you must be proud of him"
1 "No, it was really just a Dirty Arild"
by Fettsnærk April 21, 2020

Being so filled with self-doubt, you spend your life looking for something to fill some void-- instead end up with multiple kids, by multiple guys, in multiple states.
by Xionitsu April 3, 2020

When you tuck your baby dick and shit covered balls between your pudgy legs and get tiddy fucked in a low level dungeon with 3 desks and a fucking retard beating his dick off the room next to you
by LiLi and the PPs April 10, 2023

When you’re double dicking two broads, but the syphallis starts burning your wee tippy tip tip off, so you swiftly Vaseline that hot rod and take a Rennie because the 30’s are difficult on the gut.
by Reading-Hutchinson February 12, 2022

When Someone shits on there unborn dads head wearing a riot shield screaming the alphabet backwards through a tube of crisps there mum found in her crotch.
by Dirty lasty April 20, 2020

Guy 1: I got given a Dirty Cerean last night
Guy 2: A what?
Guy 1: she threw up all over my cock, it was nasty
Guy 2: A what?
Guy 1: she threw up all over my cock, it was nasty
by Valdezlover August 10, 2021

by Billygoat111 April 9, 2022
