National Kassidy Day

On June 5th of every year, a heartfelt celebration is held for the most amazing and beautiful woman to ever exist. This day is all about recognizing her gentle heart, contagious laugh, and the quiet strength that makes everything feel a little more possible. She's intelligent, compassionate, radiantly thoughtful, and impossibly funny. She's got a spark that draws people in, and a softness that makes them stay.

Oh my goodness, Happy National Kassidy Day!

by Bdizzleee June 5, 2025

Send your bf a booty pic day

Every girlfriend must send their boyfriend atleast 5 pictures of their butt with underwear on or off

Babe can you send me some booty pics since it's send your bf a booty pic day

by George Jeffersom June 6, 2025

day shift stripper

A very average stripper working the day shift in some shit hole strip club.

Barbie hit hard times in her later years, only gig she could get was as a day shift stripper.

by Mariofingerbang June 6, 2025

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

Jeba Day

9th of October is celebrated as Jeba day because Jeba was born on that day.

yoo shii happy jeba day my guy 🔥

by zukiatsu June 6, 2025

Rape Day

A workday that is so exceptionally busy, stressful, and most importantly, uncontrollably unpleasant that it is comparable to being raped.

I already know tomorrow is going to be a rape day just based on how busy it was today.

by £RACKS-UP£ June 9, 2025

Panay appreciation day

06/09 is Panay Appreciation day where we appreciate panay for what he has done and how he helped everyone around him even when hes struggling. Hes saved many people from tough moments and even saved myself and others from committing suicide. We love you panay

"Look its june 9th! Panay appreciation day! We should gather around to suprise panay with even more love!"

by weloveyoupanay June 9, 2025