Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.
by JWPonder November 30, 2024
1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
by Thuskius October 25, 2023
When someone who goes by Mystic wanted to have something in the Urban Definition for the TikTok trend.
Go to Urban dictionary type the word dirty and then put your name. Either you're legal name or your nickname. Aka. having a Dirty Mystic.
by EsoMystic June 24, 2021
dirty zelig is when a young man who wanks into his bong before smoking it,then cries over anime porn whilst crying to his lesbian girlfriend about his baby legs!!
by Lady Night hawk May 07, 2022
by kk_hill6 February 28, 2022
a dirty westen is when a man has nit had sex in many moons therefore he results to men and or vacuums.
by ZYNfant March 23, 2024