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Yo mama day

It’s a day where the “yo mama” phrase will finally become a day and that day will be ok mother’s day
Ayy yo homie, today is yo mama day.
by CONCO December 3, 2020
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National Hickey Day

On September 6th give your boo a hickey. You’d see tons of bitches with bite marks all over there bodies.
Girl: “Ewww why’d you bite me”
Boy: “It’s National Hickey Day
by Clorox_Fan25 September 5, 2019
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National appreciate your friends day

On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.
Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same
by Incredibly Small Child October 27, 2021
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National Sphere Day

November 23rd is the national day of the shape, Sphere. NOT TO BE MISTAKED WITH NATIONAL CIRCLE DAY!
Sphere is a pretty word and a pretty thing. You should definitely celebrate it by playing with marbles, or sphere-shaped things.
sphere: Did you know, its NATIONAL SPHERE DAY ??
circle: wow, really? Lets play with marbles.
by daveandbambiknower November 15, 2023
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Salentines Day

On February 14 you and one of your single homies must take on a challenge and frot with no lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s biggest loser and must let their homie finish down their throat.
Hey bro, today’s Salentines Day! Wanna find out who’ll be tonight’s big loser?~
by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024
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Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-
by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022
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