National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

No Touching Day

A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.

“Damn.”Kevin
“What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John

by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 29, 2019

International Disha Day

Every year , International Disha Day occurs on September 1.
She's the new godess of the world and we should worship her this day(and all the other days of the year)

Ayo mistah white it's international Disha day today

Yes jesse ik we need to bake a cake

by Blazed Wolf August 30, 2022

National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.

Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

National give a girl a hoodie day

On November 18 give a girl your hoodie It can be your crush or your girlfriend and maybe when you give your crush a hoodie you can make a move

Boy-here have my hoodie
Girl-huh
Boy-it national give a girl a hoodie day

by Chadben November 16, 2021

National Suck ulyssa titty day

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties

“Hey today is national suck Ulyssa titty day”

by Tit day tit day October 1, 2023

Bass Day

3rd of june: the official Day of Bass, declared to be on the day that Davie504 challenged his older self for a bass battle. Initially declared by Gabriel Désilets under the video titled "My 16 Year Old Self Challenged ME to a BASS BATTLE??"

Yo dude, don't forget that today is the Bass Day, slap some bass or you're not a real slapper

by sixchamber June 3, 2020