Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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Medium Waffle

When you stick a square shaped waffle in between your ass cheeks and squeeze.
Hey Bill, I’m going to medium waffle tonight, wanna come along?
by Annnanaaa December 20, 2017
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Jamaican Waffle

The act of ejaculating several times into a waffle maker and making an abomination cum waffle.
That fucking creep threw a Jamaican Waffle at me!
by Skymaster106 March 01, 2025
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Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.
Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.
by Hank Hoodat November 13, 2021
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Waffled

When you buzz your ass off of dip and can barely walk and see.
Bro i was dipping Copenhagen long cut and got waffled. Bro Austin was waffled.
by Bigdaddy692001 January 04, 2021
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