Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.

by yursh22 June 20, 2017

techer twat

When a University of Wyoming student sleeps with multiple Tech students and pretends to hate Tech students.

"Brenda is such a techer twat"

"I know that's like the 8th techer she slept with this week"

by Senior 2012 February 8, 2014

Corey is a speeky twat

Corey likes to touch himself in a elderly home.

Corey is a speeky twat cumed over the old men

by Big balls McGhee March 2, 2017

Hot Twat Buffett

When the significant other, while munching on her whisker biscuit, empties out the entire warm stomach contents from that nights buffet, into her vagina.

Date night went rather well UNTIL Ronnie gave me a Hot Twat Buffett. I haven't seen him since.

by Benny from Beverly Hills February 3, 2024

Train set twat

A middle aged cretin who dwells in there attic playing with train sets To avoid interacting with the misses due to the underlying hatred of her driven by the fact she spends all his money on new shoes and cars to impress her boss so she can get filled in.

‘Hows that train set twat’ who cares get your cock out.

by Bneth September 11, 2018

TWATs

T: Thots
W: with
A: AIDS
T: style points

TWATs: OMG! Tiktok is so gud
Me: OH Shit, better run, it’s a TWAT

by BigBoyBurren March 28, 2021

Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017