Smurph Toe

A form of the foot condition "Neuroma".

Brian was having significant pain in his right foot, leading him to be concerned that he had a bad case of the Smurph Toe.

by Jon W. Baltimore January 22, 2014

Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.

John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!

by Ditty00 December 2, 2014

Toe daddy

Toe daddy is a guy that sucks his girlfriend's toes for free pussy.

Mom: I notice you seem happy with Jerry, but I never see him buy you anything.

Camilla: That's just because he's my toe daddy.

Mom: Oh okay.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025

Toes

Toes are some mother fucking delicious flaps of meat on your feet...

Juvantes toes are fucking delicious

by Mycatgavemeaids January 11, 2019

Booted Suited 10 Toes to the Curb

To dress up extremely nice when going out.

I went to the club last night booted suited 10 toes to the curb.

by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! January 22, 2018

madi toe boob

The real 2nd coming fo christ.

I love Madi Toe Boob.

by pufferfish not pufferchris February 7, 2021