Max

Max is the sweetest, nicest, cutest person you will ever meet! you happen to come across a Max, DO. NOT. LET. HIM. GO. she’s definitely a keeper. she’s the bestest friend you can find, and if you ever get a Max for a girlfriend, LUCKY YOU. Max will always be there to make you laugh at hard times, and will do almost anything just to make you smile. Max can be really stubborn at times, but that just makes her even cuter. Max is also very huggable, whenever you hug a Max, you won’t wanna let go. Max’s only come ONE in a lifetime, so make sure to treat her right. Max is also extremely attractive, she is very hot and cute at the same time(which i didn’t even think was possible but here we are). I could write so many more things about Max, but i’m pretty sure this has a character limit. So all i’m gonna say is that Max is the best person you could ever meet.

“That girl is so adorable and attractive”
“Oh, you mean Max?”
“Yea”

by Crunchytoewater May 11, 2022

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Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021

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ginormous ass

is that max? lets grab his ass!

by maxs asshair November 29, 2021

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covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

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