goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 03, 2018

Goat water

When you're just so good at the damn game nobody can stop you you're basically immortal and to good at the game that everybody wants to be you

Bro that kid is so goat water dont talk shit

by Sagee4 January 25, 2021

like a goat

When something is occurring that is quite grandiose or even just plain crazy.

As it was snowing hard outside and visibility was poor, Todd exclaimed, "It's snowing like a goat!"

by GlenYudismaki February 21, 2014

gone off goat cheese

When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off goat cheese smells like salmonella.

by Debskelly1985 March 02, 2023

communist goat

A funny, yet awesome term (oft. used by young children) for a disobedient, annoying goat.

Goat: (Starts yowling and continues being a spaz)
Child: STOP IT, COMMUNIST GOAT!!!!

by Mr. Makuniru November 21, 2015

Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 19, 2021

goat crew

the coolest brand in the world, with super cool tshirts and swaggy hoodies

"hey you see that new anime collab goat crew did, it looks swaggy"

by swagmasterflex69420 November 24, 2021