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Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight

“yes, that would be fire.”
by AlAx January 31, 2021
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Double Dutch

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.
"Let's just go Double Dutch. It's free if we want it to be. Desert is on the house!"
by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025
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Dutch cpap

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.
I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!
by ckcoffee March 18, 2023
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Dutches

Dutches means royalty bout she's A very pretty female ,very atractive also she's highly intelligent And she is nice but if you push her to her limit she can be a real bitch
Omg dutches is so cute😍

Did you see when dutches pushed railey

"No dutches is way to nice"☺
by Day by nigth December 16, 2018
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queef Dutch oven

When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!
by QueefQueen666 August 29, 2023
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Double Dutch Ring

when 2 men put their fingers in each other's bottom. originated in Westhill
let's do a double Dutch ring tonight....
by dory999 October 7, 2018
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Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit
Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette
by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022
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