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cock box

A place used exclusively for holding cocks. Ie. the womans mouth, ass, pussy.
by hard meat log September 8, 2005
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cock jockie

(proper noun) indicating that you like to ride cock. Much like a jockie rides a horse.
Jason is such a cock jockie
by Jerry hoxie September 8, 2005
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Cock Waffled

The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.
When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.
by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008
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cock snorkel

That bitch has a cock snorkel, she could give you head all day and never come up for air.
by JackGeorge March 12, 2008
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cock talker

One who speaks highly of their penis when in fact they have very little penis to speak of.
I slept with a total cock talker last night. That three inches of man-love did nothing for me.
by the almighty turd sandwich December 9, 2008
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show-cock

male arm candy, usually used only to parade about and possibly have sex with later, if he doesn't ruin it by talking too much.

also:
the male version of a trophy wife.
i told grey i'd find her a show-cock for her upcoming event.
by moscow ok June 15, 2009
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Musical Cock

Musical cock is a game played by a group of people (usually gays), often in an informal setting purely for entertainment such as a birthday party. The game starts with any number of players and a number of cocks one fewer than the number of players; the cocks are arranged in a circle. A non-playing individual plays recorded music, while the music is playing, the players in the circle walk in unison around the cocks. When the music player suddenly stops the music, everyone must race to sit down in one of the cocks. The player who is left without a cock is eliminated from the game, and one chair is also removed to ensure that there will always be one fewer cock than there are players. The music resumes and the cycle repeats until there is only one player left in the game, who is the winner.
Frankmusik was having such a good time playing musical cock, he couldn't fly back to the UK for his concert
by shauneyboi April 23, 2010
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