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by lookkkk November 22, 2021
Get the Christianmug. A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020
Get the Christianmug. A LITERAL HELL HOLE literally have a pedophile teacher and everyone is fake as fuck here and they try to act nice in all but is messed up in the head probably because of all the dye in there hair literally go to schools with oranges who can spray tan at all. Spoiled rich ass kids who don't even know how to fucking clean or sweep the damn place. Bro people for real crying because they're parents didn't get them the exact color of som shit. the school's race population is literally 90% WHITE. BRO HELP ME!!!
Stacy: Hey do you know the school" legacy christian academy (frisco)"campus?
Damon: oh that hell hole dont ever go there demons kids/teens
Damon: oh that hell hole dont ever go there demons kids/teens
by ilovespriteandchicken March 14, 2023
Get the legacy christian academy (frisco)mug. Wow that is such a Christian
by Chrisser Knudsen October 2, 2018
Get the Christianmug. by MaximEnjoyer October 28, 2021
Get the Christianmug. When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025
Get the Christian Tagmug. A person with a very petite and cute penis, but he makes up for it with his great sense of smell. He is compassionate and hopeful.
by Edward727 March 7, 2022
Get the Christianmug.