mothering

a woman who’s iconic and constantly serves cunt.

“taylor swift is always mothering.”

by lucapotamus July 14, 2023

ur mother

the person that I fucked last night.

girl : hey, by any chance, do you know where my mom went last night?
guy : oh, i was fucking ur mother in bed. very clean
girl : what the fuck

by weebuwu March 12, 2022

mother goose

a caring person - like a mother, usually has a name like alaska, probably a vsco gorl, is chaotic; a mess.

me : i have the best type of friend, - she is the mother goose

by mintmyg October 30, 2019

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

lets get mother fucking baked

L G M F B

Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?

Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.

Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)

by @AllUnbelievableShits January 11, 2025

Manny's Mother

A hoe.

She is like the little electric scooters at Walmart...
Anyone can ride

You see that stripper she's Manny's mother. Her second employer is a pimp.

by Pandafacedkoala November 9, 2016

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024