A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer
Example 1:
Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**
Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!
Example 2:
LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!
Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?
Example 3:
Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah
Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments
Example 4:
Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!
Mom: sure sweetie!
Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?
Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll
Example 5:
Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?
Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?
Young girl:
Example 6 (final example):
Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?
Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!
Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!
Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**
Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!
Example 2:
LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!
Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?
Example 3:
Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah
Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments
Example 4:
Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!
Mom: sure sweetie!
Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?
Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll
Example 5:
Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?
Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?
Young girl:
Example 6 (final example):
Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?
Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!
Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!
Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
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Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui
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Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui
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