Team fun

To partake in an orgy. Sex with more than one partner.

Come on over and we'll enjoy team fun.

by Chopper18 March 11, 2023

Team Wiped

When somebody gets knocked out by a person/group of people.

Betty: Damnnn Joe just got knocked out!

Nancy: Bro got team wiped.

by icethegoat24 August 2, 2024

The team america (aka the hachmed)

A sexual act where the male ejaculated on the woman's face, then sprinkles some of his body hair on her face and utters the words, "it was a complete success Gary, or should I say hachmed!"

I gave the Mrs the team america (aka the hachmed) last night. She loved my beard hair stuck on her face

by Stupidkidaimbotfrikkinghacker November 18, 2020

potato team

A group of starchy bastards that will never get anywhere. They put the beloved food to shame, but they don't care. Also they are shit at overwatch.

what the fuck is"potato team" fucking retards wtf thinking they??

by potato overlordking November 29, 2016

fantasy fuck team

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.

I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.

by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017

Team Troll

When two or more trolls unite as one to make a super troll, with one troll supervising.

When 4-chan won the game.. Team Troll.

by xxxCZECHxxx September 18, 2011

Team pet

The team pet is a boy on a sports team, usually football, who is the smallest and least skilled player. Usually isn't genuinely respected, yet is rarely directly mocked, and never beat up. Teammates are usually protective of the team pet, often going easy on them during practice/drills.

"Rory does football? How hasn't he gotten beat up?"

"Oh, he's the team pet"

by Roryyy14 November 27, 2023