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A small pagan religion that worships eight elemental deities, that supposedly began in the Lost City of Atlantis. People in the Chaotix religion are typically selfless and tend to highly value friendship.
"As loyal as he is to the people he cares about, he'd make a great Chaotix."

"Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Mind, Lightning, Night, and Sight are the eight elements of Chaotix."
Chaotix by XxQuestionMarkxX August 17, 2011
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Team Chaotix 

Once upon a time, you could be a bad guy
And you'd live to see another day
But now you'd never manage, boy, you'd be brain-damaged
Just to think that you could get away

The power has arrived in a dream team
A force where one and one makes three
And when the trail's gone cold and the lies have been told
This crew will find what you can't see

Yeah, danger hides when the hyper bee flies
And the ninja stars fly, too
The muscle is Vector, the karma collector
And is sworn to fight for you

(Team-Cha-o-tix!)
They're detectives you want on your side
(Team-Cha-o-tix!)
Their directive's trackin' down your crime

Come along for the ride
Truth can run but not hide for long
The game is on

Remember when you steal, it used to be a good deal
And when the crooked life would always pay?
Well, now that the team's in town, that's all gone underground
But it's a worry to this very day

A challenge has been issued by the Eggman
This mission's gonna need them all
And though his hopes grow thin and the outlook is grim
These three are gonna heed his call

Yeah, Charmy's thing is dishin' out first sting
And the green one cheers them on
Espio is clearly ready to go
Run down who'd do you wrong

(Team-Cha-o-tix!)
They're detectives you want on your side
(Team-Cha-o-tix!)
Their directive's trackin' down your crime

Come along for the ride
(Cha-o-tix!)
Truth can run but not hide for long
The game is on

(Team-Cha-o-tix!)
Sonic Heroes, what your problem needs
(Team-Cha-o-tix!)
Watch those three go make the outlaws bleed

There's no way you can win
(Cha-o-tix!)
If it's trouble you're in

They're gonna kick your...

(TeamChaotix!)
This is the lyrics to the song "Team Chaotix" by Gunnar Nelson of The Nelsons from the game Sonic Heroes
Team Chaotix by Chao'sChaos August 11, 2006

Team Chaotix 

A fictional team of detectives in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. The team consists of Espio the Chameleon, Charmy Bee and Vector the Crocodile. Their first appearance was in Knuckles’ Chaotix, a game for the 32X (an add on for the Genesis, kinda like the Sega CD). They also have one of the best songs ever produced for the STH franchise, even rivalling songs like Open Your Heart, This Machine and Find Your Flame
Once we start a job… we finish a job! That’s our policy! We’re Team Chaotix!

(Quote taken from Sonic Heroes)
Team Chaotix by SJPrower March 29, 2023

Chaotikry 

A person who for some reason is unable to attain the highest possible level of status; usually caused by lack of skill. He or she will use up most of their time to conceive reasons and/or excuses for why they cannot reach the desired goal. Such people are looked down upon by peers, colleagues, and even family members.
You fucking chaotikry.
Good job pulling a chaotikry.
I don't want to stop now or I'll end up being a Chaotikry.
Chaotikry by Mattheiu Le Blanc December 10, 2008

chaotic evil

A personality where someone just wants to watch the world burn around them. Like that meme with the dog in the burning room, except he caused the fire.
I got cold, so I set your car on fire. Now it’s too hot.
Wow, that’s such strong chaotic evil vibes.

chaotic energy 

(adj.) the energy that someone gives off when they do something out of line or without thought, but all in good laughs and no one is harmed. This energy, or vibe is usually radiated from someone who loves banter and has a fun and honest personality.

Similar to crackhead energy, minus being weird and/or obnoxious.
At a CD signing for Louis Tomlinson's debut album:
*fan approaches table with louis sitting down*
Fan: you're so fucking cute
Louis: awh thanks love
Fan: can you write something cute for me?
Louis: uhm yeah...what constitutes "cute?".... here ya go... "fuck off"
*Louis signs "Fuck OFF" on his CD, hands it back to the fan, and laughs, displaying his chaotic energy. Fan giggles and walks away*
chaotic energy by cinnabellex3 February 7, 2020

Chaotic Stupid 

in reference to a D&D character, extremely dumb and unintelligent. One can be classified as chaotic stupid if they do such things as taking a more complicated way to do things, or do something the party has told them not to, for no reason.
DM: "Okay guys, you enter into the room and there's a button in the middle of the room."
Player 1: "Okay. Don't press the button guys. It could be a trap. Let's just continue."
Player 2: "What colour is this button?"
Player 1: "Does that matter?"
DM: "It's bright red like the buzzers on Family Feud."
Player 2: "I can't resist it. I push the button."
Player 1: "Really? We got Mr. Chaotic Stupid over here don't we?"
Chaotic Stupid by UrbanSparkles October 28, 2020