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softlymikey

SoftlyMikey is a TikTok account made by someone who I shall not name for their safety. They are a lovely person and they love their friends sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. Theyre also obsessed with mikey madison
John: i love softlymikey so much!! their account is wonderful
Midcell: no its disgusting and shes obsessed with mikey madison
Kate: Midcell, that isnt nice. SoftlyMikey is a fabulous account!
by neon_cat107 April 12, 2022
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softstoolien

A guy that is soft at game play, like soft shit
That guy is trash, he has to be a softstoolien
by The Bobby Brown April 21, 2022
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softboi engineer

the opposite of a brogrammer.

An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.
boy: ya I do yoga and read tarot cards. I don't wanna talk about my tech job.

girl: you're a softboi engineer
by anonymous May 13, 2022
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Softcock

Someone who doesn't show up to a music video in their own suburb.
he didn't show up to a music video? what a softcock
by David Berko June 7, 2022
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softie

Manny is such a softie
by Gababy June 22, 2022
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SoftDread514

A man who plays rust and minecraft and is also known as pickle nuts on the lacrosse team he also doesnt get girls but gets guys
Do you know SoftDread514.
by SoftDread514 July 4, 2022
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Softboi

An 'effeminate' cis man who weaponizes his (pose of) emotional intelligence and pseudo-intellectualism in order to lure women into bed (or, failing that, into sending nude photographs). He presents his extreme horny-ness as a romantic sensibility. If his attempt at seduction proves a failure, the softboi may become defensive and even abusive, displaying an incel-like entitlement to sex.

Hobbies include: writing terrible poetry, pretending to read Nietzche, listening to The Smiths, wearing chipped black nail varnish as though its a radical statement, smoking rollies, gas-lighting, wanting a medal for calling himself a 'feminist' while actually being a raging misogynist, proclaiming himself a sex-god while repeatedly failing to locate the clitoris, starting sentences with phrases such as 'you probably have't heard of insert incredibly well-known musician/writer/director'.
'He literally said to me 'I'm not like other guys' - total Softboi'
'Oh god... I think I went on a tinder date with that Softboi. He asked me if I'd heard of Tarantino.'
by reputablesource July 7, 2022
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