Dumbo smash

when a girl shits on your dick while watching dumbo the elephant on tv and does a backflip

Did that nigga dumbo smash you?

by dumboSmasher99 August 10, 2018

The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit

Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "

by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018

Ben Smash

When an absolute Danny heed of a mate goes full World Trade Centre in your gaff or the pub and completely wrecks everybody's drinks, smashed the windows, head butts the puggy and still thinks it's cool to go to the bar for another drink.

Franky, code red bro! Ben Smash situation happening at the Commercial in West Calder!!

by Gmbryce1987 August 25, 2018

Bag Smasher

Noun

A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.

Those lousy bag Smasher damaged my suitcase.

by Carl Morning November 8, 2018

Gringo Smasher

Kind of guy to buy the girl drinks all day and take her on his boat only then to coerce her into letting him stick it up the tush in a public area.

E.g. hey Sophie I’ll be late to lunch I think I’ve finna found myself a gringo smasher.

by kingrichardsley December 23, 2018

No Smash February

A month in which you cannot play Smash in any way, shape or form. loss of virginity tends to increase by 800%

No Smash February

by FerloSucks December 31, 2018

kiwi smash

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander

Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash

by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018