Retard

Jmoe when he uses a computer

Wow retard

by mrjumppy August 5, 2025

Deadbeat Fuckin' Retard

A guy who doesn't work, doesn't support his children or pay his bills and is a total mental case.

Some deadbeat fuckin' retard just got a ticket and isn't able to afford it, HAHAHAHAHA!!!

by ackerman_tyler June 9, 2025

Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

Aaron Retard Moment

When you try to explain a left 4 dead 2 Strat to skip a horde but you can't get your point across.

Did you try the new left 4 dead Strat yet? No its like the Aaron Retard Moment!

by FarletFOX November 11, 2023

Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.

Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.

by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020

retardation

Ben anzarut

retardation is ben anzarut

by boba1818 May 22, 2018