Skip to main content

Nut-Rage

Nut-rage (noun) -When a male becomes uncontrollable with hostile and aggression because of the increased testosterone from not having an orgasm in a set period of time. Usually self-indused and intentional.
The relaxed bonobo monkey was eaten alive by a chimp with nut-rage.

Going a month without watching pornography caused the nerdy teenager to become a warrior full of nut-rage.

The crusades were fought by devout nut-raged Catholics and Muslims.

Masculinity will not be enoculated if more men have nut-rage.
by Dabeast22 March 30, 2019
mugGet the Nut-Rage mug.

3 minute rage

To take something meant to keep you partying all night long, go it hard as fuck for 3 minutes and proceed to pass out for 4 hours while still wearing training wheels. Can also include finishing a dj set and in the final 3 minutes proceed to pass out by face planting on the turntables.
Potter popped, and 3 minutes later asked for a quiet place to sleep because he would wake up when it kicked in. 4 hours later he woke up still wearing his training wheels. Man that dude knows how to rock out a 3 minute rage.
by boater brigade April 14, 2008
mugGet the 3 minute rage mug.

Hati Rage

Old Dacian technique to boost their strength and morale into battle, Mostly used in the Mureş Region of Romania in 300 B.C, this combined with the Romanian flicker gooning made the soldiers godlike. To Hati Rage you must Drink 2,5L of beer and Think of your worst enemy from the Golberi-Baragan War.
Linda and Jonathan used Hati Rage to win in the 1984 Olympics!
by Aucise December 8, 2024
mugGet the Hati Rage mug.

rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.
Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018
mugGet the rage rub mug.

Raging Red Flag

The opposite of a red flag, what you call a really really cool person
by BigGrunge November 9, 2021
mugGet the Raging Red Flag mug.

Blanket Rage

The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.
Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.

John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011
mugGet the Blanket Rage mug.

a raging sack of cunt flaps

Someone who is even more heinous than a cunt, because “cunts are still useful”.
What a raging sack
Of cunt flaps!!!

Or, Ed is a raging sack of cunt flaps.
by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023
mugGet the a raging sack of cunt flaps mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email