Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!
Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?
Joe: As a matter of fact yes!
Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?
Joe: As a matter of fact yes!
by Billhaha September 9, 2012
Get the Purple Salamandermug. The feeling pre-pebuscent 13 year old nerds would use to describe when they watch how i met your mother on cable tv, and watch free erotica on this site.
Person 1: BRO, you know Julie?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She shouted at me for stalking her and called me a creep.
Person 2: B-R-O! She knows your name?
Person 1: Feeling hella purple bro!
Person 2: Alright, I'll leave you alone.
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She shouted at me for stalking her and called me a creep.
Person 2: B-R-O! She knows your name?
Person 1: Feeling hella purple bro!
Person 2: Alright, I'll leave you alone.
by ShutUpBob August 8, 2019
Get the purplemug. Very high grade weed, originates from the purple coloration on some bud caused by Anthocyanins in the weed.
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
Get the Purplemug. “You’re such a silly billy! You two are so purple when you’re around each other.”
“Do you have ADHD?”
“I don’t think so. I’m just really purple.”
“Do you have ADHD?”
“I don’t think so. I’m just really purple.”
by CoolerAndCoolest March 26, 2024
Get the Purplemug. by iampurple March 30, 2020
Get the purplemug. by useditalotinthebum@hotmail.com June 16, 2012
Get the purple haynessmug. 