Purple is a fruit

a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations

Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?

Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"

by Incognito doorbell October 2, 2017

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purple spaghetti

A dildo

My purple spaghetti is hard to find

by Winchester4life October 5, 2017

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purple pig

When your penis turns purple from having sex with a stuffed pig

That guy totally does the purple pig

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

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purple bottlecap

When you blow an upside down air duster in her ass, then plug it up with your thumb, finally suck it out like a whippet.

I gave her a purple bottlecap last night, she fucking loved it!!

by Bad_decisions October 19, 2017

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Show purple

To accidentally on purpose display the purple head of ones engorged penis in public.

I’m going fully torqued and show purple to Becky tonight because I don’t know where we stand .

by Showpurple70 November 24, 2017

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to be purple

calling someone purple essentially means you got little life,

and nothing better to do. sorry.

Jan: HEy, you`re absolutely purple today
Erik: what? what does that mean, purple?
Jan: BOI, just go to urbandictionary.com, the definition will be there, but to be purple is in brief: u got little life, man

by vicnic November 30, 2017

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