pick your poise

A play on words deriving from “pick your poison” in the game elden ring. it means you either pick having good fashion or a good armor set.

Bro 1: I just got this new armor set but it’s stats are worse than the one i’m wearing

John Elden Ring: “Pick your poise lil bro”

by jonathan elden ring 3rd February 28, 2024

Dropping bombs on porcelain town

1) To release a vicious poop into a toilet

Id steer clear of the bathroom, someone is dropping bombs on porcelain town.

by EffectiveElm413 March 20, 2024

thinkers troll police (TKTP)

The TKTP is the only police that stop trolls;

The TKTP is based on AUTTP but forbids gore

The thinkers troll police (TKTP) just r8ded my server

by ITZWINDOWZTIME May 11, 2024

International Fuck The Police Day

November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.

November 19th is coming up, what are your plans for International Fuck The Police Day?

by TheCianinator November 19, 2024

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

Amazing Rope Police

Another Off Brand GTA Game That Is Kind Of Addicting Because Of The Missions, Guns And Stupidity You Can Do In There.
They Have One Train Line And A Map.
Also Game Found In The App Store And Google Play Store. Created By HGames-ArtWorks s.r.o.

“Wut The Fuck You Playing?”

“Oh I Am Playing Amazing Rope Police.”

“Shut The Fuck Up We Know You Fake That Is Not GTA It Is Off Branded GTA.

“WOW FUCK YOU, YOU MAD THAT I PLAY THIS GAME, I DON’T HAVE GRAND THEFT AUTO SAN ANDREAS AND GRAND THEFT AUTO 5 YOU HAVE I DON’T I AM BROKE ALRIGHT I CAN PLAY THIS BECAUSE IT IS FREE ON MY PHONE.!!!”

by 21jay February 1, 2025

every man has his price

Everyone is willing to bribe if the enticement is great enough.

Before the company gave him a seven-figure payment to turn a blind eye, he always believed he was impenetrable, demonstrating the proverb "every man has his price."

by Arminkshipper January 31, 2026