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To pull a Tom Schmitz

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

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Tom

a Tom is a handsome boy usually with blondish hair. They are funny, smart, weird, kind, skinny and just amazing in general. Although they do have an attitude. They are always making people happy and are pretty talkative. Toms are usually very awkward in a crowd. They are super sporty and loves to win anything they can!
I know that boy his name is Tom
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Tom The Cat PATBWW

A 15 year old special-ed student who treats Thunderbolt24 The SSBU Gamer like he’s a gift from god. To him, Fireghost is more important than anyone else in his life, especially his parents, who think Tom is a waste of sperm.
User 1: Who is Tom The Cat PATBWW?

User 2: some sped who argues with PlayerColton2k on YouTube, and treats another person named Fireghost like he’s a gift from god
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Tom is a big gai

Brigayt likes toms fat lips , Tom is a big gai
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Tom Fay

TOM FAY

an absolute gem of a boy; the definition of class and superiority; a first-class cunt; a big boy with a tiny penis; someone who will love you affectionately for the rest of your life; a Birmingham supporter; a true wanker; a lanky five-faced snob; has size 14 shoes; an enthusiast for the outdated TV show 'The Wire'; a complete idiot.
Oi ya bastard, don't be a Tom Fay
A man who eats his own shit? He must be a Tom Fay!
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Tomming

When one poops in public places
Why is “Jane” in the bathroom for so long? They are tomming.
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tom holland

the hottest man in the world. it’s a fact. the reason everyone has high standards because he’s caring, funny, adorable, and loving. currently the most recent spider-man in the MCU (marvel cinematic universe). he is also an actor and i must add an amazing one.
tom holland can rail me.

you want to know who’s an amazing actor? tom holland.
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