Neck-jumper

A person who will argue with you because they don't like your opinion.

Me: Taco Bell has good food.
Colleague: No it doesn't. The food is trash and everyone who eats it is dumb cuz it's the worst food ever.
Me: Will you shut up? You're such a Neck-jumper.

by OzzyTheKidd888 July 16, 2025

wank-neck

A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.

Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.

If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.

Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.

by one of many concerned friends January 27, 2014

Neck Oil

Lubricating the inside of the esophagus with a crisp beer

Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil

Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!

by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022

possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck

If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

by rodawg51 May 3, 2018

ice neck

Basically an Alaskan redneck, but a lot crazier than their lower 48 redneck cousins.

Texan redneck: Dude did you know they have rednecks in alaska?
Alabama redneck: oh dude those are ice necks fuckers are crazy.

by AK_Reaper February 25, 2021

Neck

DMV slang for I tricked you/ you tricked me/sike.

Can also be used as: "you caught my neck!"
OR
"neck!"

Boy: I just cracked your phone....
Girl: WHAT?!
Boy: Neck lmao

by defsoul April 2, 2017

Grizzle Neck

Donnas big fat fuckin NECK!!

It's a hard neck life tortoise. Grizzle Neck

by Weird Al Yanka Dick March 6, 2019