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Boob-lon-tondra

The intentional or inadvertant use of a phrase that has multiple meanings, one of more or which is related to boobs or breasts.
Lady in checkout line: "Dang, that sale on Spaghetti-os was too good to pass up!"

Bag-boy: "those are really big cans... Of spaghetti-os I meant. Can I carry them out to your car for you?"

she replies "Was that a boob-lon-tondra?"
by rocketcitymama July 31, 2011
mugGet the Boob-lon-tondramug.

Boob Canyon

I put my pee pee in the boob canyon
by boobcanyonbrown January 16, 2019
mugGet the Boob Canyonmug.

My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P
You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!
by QuacksO July 10, 2023
mugGet the My boobs aren't Play-Doh!mug.

Boob Blind

When a person is totally blinded by a womans boobs, no matter how bad her personality is or her other features, the boobs make these things unimportant
Dude i cant believe Mary slept with Richards Dad, The milkman, the family Alsatian and Mr Singh from the corner shop........ at the same time, then stole his life savings and married Carlos and he still wants to be with her.

That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!
by MrFlynn January 2, 2018
mugGet the Boob Blindmug.

Boobing

(v) to create (esp. draw) boobs (esp. mostly unclothed).
He's the only one capable of boobing here.
by SirFartknocker May 3, 2011
mugGet the Boobingmug.

National boobs day

You show me your boobs now?? Please?? It’s national boobs day
by Mystmyss September 26, 2022
mugGet the National boobs daymug.

boob

hehe boob
hehe boob
by ppmonster27 March 9, 2022
mugGet the boobmug.

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