Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.

Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

by eartherygubb October 1, 2020

National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Day

July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU

"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"

by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Doing the kick

a term for someone going through heroin withdrawals

"I saw Matt the other day, he was doing the kick."

by f3nna April 5, 2010

kick Delaney day

On October 20th anyone by the name of Connor Stevenson can go up to anyone named Delaney and kick them without consequences.

OMG I totally forgot today is kick Delaney day!!! I better go find her.

by Ginger Snap 004 October 14, 2019

Kick ass Sam

Sam is known to have the biggest weiner.
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.

Remember that!!!

Kick ass Sam is back in town.
Sam the man

by DUSTIN I AM September 27, 2021