by Ello govnaaaaa May 10, 2019
"Shut the fuck up, Josh"
by Noooooooope1 July 05, 2018
Josh has a micro peen
by Yeetonyourmomlmao July 25, 2019
A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.
by Awesome.22 August 18, 2018
Josh is known for his inability to have social interactions. He asks you to call him "Jushy wushy 😩". Josh never understands sarcasm and continues to defend himself after you explain how obvious the sarcasm was. Josh is best friends with "brick" and "henerous".. 🧐🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😬😯🤡😲
by Brick10 April 27, 2022
The slickest nigga, who can bag any bitch with Bearkat any effort. He be finessing cheeks left right and center all day everyday. He also shy until you get to know him then he be outgoing ash. No cap.
Person: “isn’t that guy the guy who’s had 3 girlfriends this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person: “what’s his name”
Person 2: “I don’t know but he must be a Josh”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person: “what’s his name”
Person 2: “I don’t know but he must be a Josh”
by AssEater1234000 July 28, 2020
The funniest guy you'll ever meet that uses jokes as a shield do hide his insecurities and depth.
Popular with the ladies because he makes each and every one of them feel special and heard but is secretly yearning for his soulmate.
Will never accept any of his own wrongdoings or fuck ups as truth unless you give him concrete evidence, the man always thinks he's right.
He's a jack of all trades, meaning he's pretty good at everything, but will never master anything.
Popular with the ladies because he makes each and every one of them feel special and heard but is secretly yearning for his soulmate.
Will never accept any of his own wrongdoings or fuck ups as truth unless you give him concrete evidence, the man always thinks he's right.
He's a jack of all trades, meaning he's pretty good at everything, but will never master anything.
That Josh, it's good that his girlfriend isn't a jealous person, with the girls that constantly hang around him.
Josh's actual name is Joshuah, you know.. the spelling with the unnecessary H at the end. Don't forget!
Josh's actual name is Joshuah, you know.. the spelling with the unnecessary H at the end. Don't forget!
by Gotyoufirst November 22, 2021