Jordan

The King of Canada, and the hottest man alive, a person who has atomic rizz

Jordan rizzed up 40 girls

by Rizzer6942939 March 7, 2023

jordan

The try hard keebler elf

Wow he has gibt ears like the keebler hes a jordan.

by brock felt sad April 14, 2022

Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.

"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"

by namezsayz May 8, 2023

Jordans

A group of crazy awesome basketball players

Look at those jordans over there!

by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016

Jordan

The last couple puffs of a joint or spliff.

Do you want Jordan?

by CreatorOfJordan January 13, 2021

Jordan Weatherbee

Gayyyyyyyyyy

"Do you think Jordan Weatherbee is gay?"
"No, I think he just likes dick in his ass."

by Fairytail guild member May 12, 2017

Jordan

A person with a very kind personality, but can definitely take you in a fight. Jordans are usually madly in love with Millie Bobby Brown and will not hesitate to kill you if you talk badly about her. Jordan loves Millie, but will never talk about her in an inappropriate manner.

Whose phone is this with Millie as the wallpaper?
It’s DEFINITELY Jordan’s!

by BrettAndButter September 18, 2022