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Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23
Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.
by Apacho January 2, 2025
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Jordan

Oh look hes missing a chromosome!
Must be a Jordan
by FaDeZShadow June 6, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is an Italian boy with 1-3 reliable friends and he usually defines friends he has known for a long time as brother or sister, He is loyal and caring, Jordan's are the sweetest but be careful making them sad because they will cry alot usually in separate times. That's Jordan for you!
Don't mess with Jordan.
by WeirdoJordan February 16, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan, An “inside joke” that isn’t a inside joke that started on tik tok, Jordan meaning the n word
Wassup My Jordan- Tyler

Yea he’s annoying with that- Tyrone
by Rondo2169 April 3, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is Campbell
Wow Jordan is being such a Campbell right now, he's disrupting the party
by w o w November 1, 2019
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JORDAN YAQUB

Amir Jordan YaQub, also known as Lil Gemi, is a born and raised Philly native and Muslim entrepreneur whose life is a testament to resilience, faith, and determination. Lil Gemi was named after his grandfather, Jimmy, who, along with his godmother, helped raise him while his parents were in and out of the streets. In a surprising and profound moment, his grandfather told Amir that he wanted to become a Muslim, and after learning more about Islam under Amir’s guidance, he took his shahada just months before passing away from cancer—a moment that deeply shaped Amir’s faith and purpose. Losing his mother at 18 tested him further, but his belief that no soul is taken without God’s permission kept him focused and strong. Today, Amir has become a boss of all trades, building successful ventures in real estate, technology, commercial fishing, and fashion. His journey from nothing to something embodies the principle he lives by: “Life is not about how you start, but how you finish.”
by GLOREALA September 27, 2025
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Jordanism

A religion dedicated to partying, fucking hoes, and getting as high as possible.
Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.

Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.

Bob - Sign me up!
by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020
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