January 8th

Did you know that January 8th is my girlfriend's favorite day?
by PrettyPuppy17 January 09, 2024
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January 8th

January 8th is National Slap a Georgia day! This basically means that in this day, you can slap ANYONE with the name georgia. you can snap them as many times as you want and as hard as you want
You: Guess what? It’s January 8th

Someone named Georgia: So?

You: It’s National Slap a Georgia Day!! I get to slap you! *slaps as hard as possible*
by itsyomamma April 17, 2021
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Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month
"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."
by Djes_ January 29, 2021
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The Januaries

Kind of like the Mondays but you feel like shit the whole month of January, by far the worst month of the year.

It's cold and there's nothing to do, the holidays are over and you go back to school/work, and the whole month just fucking sucks. And the fact that it's the first month makes it feel even longer.
What's wrong with Sean?
Oh, he's just got a real bad case of the Januaries.
by HildaSimp January 05, 2025
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january 31

National send pictures of you to your loved ones.
Hey its national january 31 send pictures of you to your loved ones like your girlfriend or boyfriend
by helloookittttyyyy January 30, 2025
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January 31

January 31 is national ask your crush out day!

So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!
Its January 31!
Yeah?
Will you go out with me?
Yeah!
by Amira Ocean January 31, 2021
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January 31

A day where boyfriends get to slap their girlfriends ass
Boyfriend: *slaps ass*
Girlfriend: what was that for

Boyfriend: it’s January 31st
by MariBakugouSimp January 24, 2022
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