Baby Sock

Code word for a condom

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?

by jiblet84 September 18, 2012

Socks

A retarded excuse to hide the fact that you sucked your cousin off in the shower

I sucked my cousin off in the shower,,, dont worry its not gay i had socks on

by big old cock February 7, 2021

Sticky Socked

Getting admitted into a hospital due to mental health issues, referencing to the cool new socks you get sent home with.

I’m scared to tell my therapist that I want to commit unalive because I don’t want to get sticky socked.

by tinylake June 15, 2021

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

liams cum sock

A dirty . Filthy fucking sock that has crusty cum from a smelly arrogant disgusting fat so called human being called Liam who wanks 50 times a day

You are as disgusting as liams cum sock

by Leviathan22 February 1, 2024

egg in the sock

A phrase popularized by youtuber Heimler's History, it can be used a replacement for "nail in the coffin".

Watergate was the egg in the sock for Nixon's presidency.

by johnmeyersatemytoe May 8, 2025