by Donda Donda September 29, 2021
A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.
Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:
Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:
Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
by PontunePoonFloater November 01, 2022
When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
A little SKINNY prick that thinks he’s sick and leeches on everything and everyone, looks like a raw chicken from Tesco’s and you can nearly see through
by Veryha December 27, 2022
When you stop dealing with your side piece all together no further contact at all and there is no way you will ever get back together!
by Zale1738 February 18, 2010
by Señor Heisenberg January 30, 2016
1. (Noun) Putting your fist into a prolapsed anus and making it 'talk' like you would with a sock puppet. Drawing on little eyes and a mouth with a sharpie is optional and not recommended.
2. (Verb) Using a prolapsed anus to masturbate with. (e.g. like you would use a pocket pussy.)
Using a prolapsed vagina instead of an anus.
© CriZzLvsSkorT
2. (Verb) Using a prolapsed anus to masturbate with. (e.g. like you would use a pocket pussy.)
Using a prolapsed vagina instead of an anus.
© CriZzLvsSkorT
1. "I loved the puppet show you put on last night. The Pink Sock Puppet's solo song was the highlight for me."
2. him: "Now that I turned your asshole inside out, I'm going to Pink Sock Puppet it all night long."
2. him: "Now that I turned your asshole inside out, I'm going to Pink Sock Puppet it all night long."
by Emily Adams June 24, 2020