Human

Worthless for everything.

Currently only exist as meme making machines.

Look at that human hes making more memes

by 735.13 May 22, 2018

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

human skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.

I love the skinners noodle restaurant, they always put just the right amount of human skin into their noodles.

by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024

Humanity’s domination

A plan made by The leader of the rebellion to kill all of the demons in the head council building.

The leader of the rebellion: Humanity’s Domination is the only option left Norman. Accept it.
Norman: NEVER!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

Human malware

Someone who goes around causing shit for their own enjoyment.

person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"

person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"

by Minuteman's abused dog January 28, 2021

Humanity distancing

Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.

Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.

by mlhiss April 6, 2020

Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022