Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

by J_Dubz December 16, 2024

half-first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My half-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021

Half way to Medusa

This is a term for when a man's wife or significant other has out of control and strung out hair.

" Did you see Kate earlier? she was half way to Medusa!"

by certainlystan November 20, 2017

half can of Ruth

The straightest man alive, won’t even look in a man’s direction, not even his family

Brad is definitely NOT a half can of Ruth, he’s 100% a dwaggerbomb

by Half can of Ruth February 26, 2025

Half Life 2: Episode 3

It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real

half life 2: episode 3 is soooo cool

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

quadruple-half-first-cousin

1- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) at the same time.
2- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) at the same time.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common (in different manners that the double-first-cousin).
4- Quadruple-half-cousin.
5- Quadruple-half-1C.

My quadruple-half-first-cousin is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021

Half life

Finally I have half life gordon freeman x gman is real

Gordon: THE HALF LIFE IS REALLL
alyx: gordon please you've been saying that for 4 hours

by Based Mango September 14, 2022