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My Hair is Perfect

Perceiving oneself as being without flaw, elite, above the fray, on top of the world; a feeling of unbridled confidence; gleaming with self-confidence.
Bill: I just crushed it at work, and now I'm about to go have a personal record at the disc golf course. My hair is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Barry: Oh, it definitely is.
by jbarryd March 6, 2020
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Shit hair cut

KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.
Simon: what is sexy?

Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT
by Ilobechiken August 31, 2020
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dare to have hair

The best virgin hair ever to be purchased on this plant! Anything else but dare hair is a insult to a humans head. If you ever want to add fullness, inches, definition, extensions, or length to your hair. You only need to Dare!
Girl if it's not Dare To Have Hair, it's not Good hair!

Dare Dolls are better!

If it's not Dare Hair, you don't got good hair!

Daretohavehair.com
by Hallie Bryan April 23, 2017
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Dutch Hair Gel

When a man ejaculates in another's hair, causing it to stick like hair gel.
Ben Stiller gave that one girl some dutch hair gel in "There's something about Mary".
by Señor Heisenberg June 12, 2016
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mixed chick hair

by kypew January 27, 2018
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Fryer pan hair

Hair that is excessively greasy. it looks like this person hasn't showered in weeks.
John: Hey look at Fred's hair...
Jake: Yeah, he's got that Fryer pan hair
by Tuhmos with a U March 5, 2011
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Red haired girl

Red haired girls are the baddest bitches, they don’t take no shit from anyone especially men
Boy 1: that red haired girl hot af.
Boy 2 : don’t mess with her she can fuck u up
by Hoochiemama April 14, 2023
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