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Dylan

Mean guy never cares about anyone but himself he smokes and drinks so he’s a roadman he is a smart kid but never uses his brain and will props die from drugs
“Yo Dylan hows your wife
by Po2394 May 7, 2020
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Dylan

Dylan is a cute funny guy and if your not careful will break your heart. He can make up stupid jokes to make you feel better. He may seem quiet and shy in class but is really the loudest friend u can have. Dylan keeps his promises no Nader the cost. He is the guy you should be hanging out with
Dylan: Hi/ when u first meet him. Dylan: WASSSSSSS UPPPPPPP/ after a year of knowing him
by Brokentoy21 April 18, 2018
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Dylan

The worst person I’ve ever met. Self centered, ugly, short, stupid, idiotic, clumsy, not in the slightest bit athletic. Those are just a few words to describe him ( without cursing). He’s inconsiderate like you would hardly believe. He’s an empath, doesn’t show emotion, doesn’t care about your emotions but we’ll get back to that in a bit. He’s a terrible boyfriend, never date a Dylan. He’ll talk to other girls more than he talks to you. He’ll sit there on his phone when your right next to him and not say a word to you, he won’t even look at you. He won’t ask you what’s wrong if your crying let alone give you a hug. He doesn’t give a crap about how you feel, he just wants the statue because he’s dating some one out of his league that he doesn’t deserve.
If his name is Dylan RUN!!!
by Paisley_777 March 27, 2022
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Dylan McFagurson

Dylan McFagurson (the lumberjack) likes to chase little girls for their ponies.
by stormieclouds December 14, 2018
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Dylan

He’s a guy.

He might be your friend, depends on you and if you’ve met him or not.
You might think he’s nice but you probably won’t.
You just gotta meet him for yourself.
Hey you met that Dylan guy?”
“Who?”
Who what?”
“You just asked me if I’ve met Dylan.”
“What? No I didn’t. That’s stupid. You’re stupid.”
by Bookpaperlover420 June 3, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan is the most perfect man to ever exist. he’s so funny and his laugh is contagious i love absolutely everything about him, He never fails to make me smile in the worst moments he’s so sweet and respectful. i love his perfect hair and beautiful blue eyes that everytime i see i can just imagine our future where i wake up and i see those perfect eyes every day while he’s telling me goodmorning while getting ready for the day cause one thing about Dylan is he is a morning person he loves the mornings which is the complete opposite of me but sense i’ve been dating Dylan i’ve enjoyed getting up because i get to be reminded that i have my favorite person to talk to all day long. Dylan is my absolute favorite person and everyone knows it there is never a conversation that i’m in that i don’t bring dylan up i love being able to tell everyone how well he treats me. personally me and Dylan are the opposite i hate the outdoors and sports and dylan loves them he loves being outside and experiencing all that life has to offer but i like staying inside and just day dreaming about him. i feel so lucky to have my own Dylan that is so dearly in love with me even though i will always say i love him more cause there’s nothing to not love abt him he brings joy and happiness into my life every single day i’m so delighted to be able to call him mine and can’t wait to see what our future will be like together one thing i know will never change is my love for him i’ll never stop loving Dylan.
“Who’s she’s texting
you know it’s Dylan she talks to him every chance she has”
by yourfavpinklover November 27, 2023
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