commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010

drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018

Drunk Door

Much like a drunk dial, Drunk Dooring is the act of getting intoxicated, then coming back to your dorm or apartment and writing random things on other peoples door white board. Most commonly used to hit on and or give out your phone number to you" hot" neighbors.

Girl one: " Those guys down the hall are being loud again they must be drunk"
Girl two: "I hope they don't come drunk door us again"

by Girlsof225 September 25, 2011

designer drunk

When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.

Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.

Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.

by Jlit44 September 4, 2015

Punch Drunk

When someone had stayed up long they begin to act disoriented.

Awe shit!!! There goes Amber again knocking shit over she must be punch drunk after being awake for two days!

by 77TamBam80 November 3, 2025

Fyn-Drunk

To be fyn-drunk is when a person thinks he/she gets drunk after two beers but clearly hasn't been at a party in the surburbs.

1) "Gosh, I was sooooo drunk last night. My friends had to put me to bed at 8 p. m.."

"Was he/she drunk? I didn't notice"

2) "Was Jeppe drunk at the party last night?"

"No.. Or he was fyn-drunk you know.."

by Crille November 7, 2013

Drunk

To be really unconscious and unable to speak by the act if drinking intoxicated beverages ;slurs and may blubber; if you have never been drunk you are either: 1)not socially active or 2) have a really good liver

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by jellybear09 March 14, 2014