Redneck bidet

When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass

The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend

by It's average sized August 3, 2024

Square Bidness

Doing the right thing. If I pay you up front for a service it is your responsibility to fulfill your end. If I say I will do something for you I should do what I said I will do.

Marcus why you never cut the grass, I paid you last month that is not Square Bidness.

by RedBoySB September 28, 2023

american bidet

Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.

Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.

by Jobungus October 3, 2023

Estas bien leches

meaning that Daniel Chaves sucks much weewee his brain broke

Daniel por que Estas bien leches guey. siempre la cagas

by DanielsPapa December 15, 2023

Golden Bidet

"Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.

A Golden Bidet should clean this up nicely.

by Thirty-seconds January 4, 2024

Vomit Bidet

When one person squats over another who is laying on their back and farts into their mouth until the person laying on their back projectile vomits into the squatting persons asshole

I ate so much broccoli today i cant wait for you to give me a vomit bidet from my farts.

by skoolbuss February 3, 2024

Jose Baden

Jose Baden is a character from the hit game Identity V. He is the hottest survivor. Nobody can change my mind.

Edgar Valden: I want you Jose Baden
Jose Baden: Ok

by edjose February 8, 2024