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American Beer Coaster

The new Green Day CD!

Don't listen to it,it's horrible!

Just place your beer can on it.
This goes out to all the non-idiot Americans!
by this CD is really bad September 27, 2004
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Reverse Beer Goggles

When you wake up the morning after a long night of drinking and realize that the person you took home is actually a lot better looking than you remember.
Mel: "The guy in my bed this morning was super hot!! I thought he was just average looking last night."

Aileen: "You must have had reverse beer goggles."
by The Duchess of Drinking October 29, 2009
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Beer-Liquor Rule

The Beer-Liquor Rule is a guideline for alcohol consumption that goes like this:

"Liquor before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker."

The placement of the 2 relationships doesn't matter whether one's before the other, as several drunks have argued it as long as they rhyme you've got the idea of the Rule.
Sonia forgot the Beer-Liquor Rule on a Friday night and missed her hair appointment the next morning.
by Sid Barrett February 2, 2008
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beer butt gusher

the act of taking a real fizzy type of beer and opening it carefully 'usually in a bottle', and ramming it into your partners ass then shaking it up to cause the beer to explode rushing out the sides of the asshole causing a gushing effect this can also be called NIAGRA FALLS,BEER SPRING,or my favorite TH BEER GYSER
dude i suprised her with a beer butt gusher last night she was pissed
by dick up ass November 4, 2009
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Beer Marinated Brat

A brat (Bratwurst; dick) that has been placed in a class of beer for 15 minutes or more

His girl then performs a Full Service Lube Job; he asks her if she tasted anything different; he then hands her the glass of beer that marinated his dick so that she can wash down any remaining cum in her mouth
When MOCO performs a Beer Marinated Brat, he likes to use Stella Artois; US beers aren't classy enough for such a job!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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Race the beer home

The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).
Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
by JunkyardECM November 1, 2010
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Pay-Day Beer

Beer you usually can't afford to buy on anyday other than pay-day. Higher end more expensive beers.
Guy #1: Hey man did you pick up some high life?

Guy #2: Nah, its friday. I got that pay-day beer! Blue Moon's for everybody!
by J9X June 25, 2009
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