Skip to main content

put an egg in your shoe and beat it

A little kid wants to play with some older kids
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"
by j0bren October 10, 2009
mugGet the put an egg in your shoe and beat it mug.

You get beat up for that shit

A weak and bashful excuse given for the refusal to perform any action.
Girlfriend: "Will you go down on me?"

Boyfriend: "HELL NO!! You get beat up for that shit."
by Carlos12343 April 10, 2010
mugGet the You get beat up for that shit mug.

National beat an anti-fur day

December 13th is national beat an anti-fur day, where you can beat an anti-fur and they can’t resist.
Guy 1: Why are you beating that man?
Guy 2: It’s national beat an anti-fur day.
by pyro the incubus November 27, 2020
mugGet the National beat an anti-fur day mug.

Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.
"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."
by Kermtzu October 9, 2008
mugGet the Beat the piss out of an old friend mug.

What ever beats your meat

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.
Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...
by Kar-Man May 8, 2010
mugGet the What ever beats your meat mug.

to beat seven shades of shit out of

To make a row with someone because you are angry with him for some reasons, often used as a threat.
A big bloke threatened to beat seven shades of shit out of me at the pub yesterday.
by iulita December 30, 2005
mugGet the to beat seven shades of shit out of mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email