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Willy Willow

The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.
Should have seen the willy willow I had going on for the missus last night mate.
by HermannHriedersson April 22, 2022
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willy spectrum

The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.
Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.
by Broom handle June 17, 2016
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ice pick willy

Mom: What's this weird looking ice cube mold doing in the freezer?
Daughter: Oh, that's my ice pick willy
by 2gangster4u December 5, 2022
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Three-way wet willy

An act in which someone gets their finger licked by someone else, to give a third person a wet willy.
Jesus had halie lick his finger to stick his finger in dylan's making it a three-way wet willy
by Boobuukittyfuck666 October 19, 2019
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A very low budget and unlicensed event held at Box Hub in Glasgow, Scotland promoting the movie wonka, organized by a guy called William Coull. It become viral because of having "meth lab" Oompa Loompas and using AI art for the images promoting the event and the "candy land" tarpaulins in the warehouse. It gives sort of a liminal space vibe because it's in a warehouse. It became viral for the meth lab Oompa Loompas and "The Unknown", a character that looks like a hacker. Shame on you William Coull!!! You're rolling Roald Dahl's grave.
The Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience was an event held on February 24, 2024 at the Box Hub Warehouse.
What is that? It's the unknown!!!
by Thanks, obama. March 1, 2024
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Willie

by smokingonwillie January 29, 2023
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Tilly Willy Wock

skeleton looking cheese sniffing caveman looking down syndrome brain eating bug eating rock kicking wifi symbol glue stick licking homosexual boy
man i hate that guy tilly willy wock he's so annoying and his music makes my ears bleed
by ShigechiDaMan May 2, 2023
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