A turtle is a name given to someone who is very slow at everything, or if you just look like a turtle
Hey bro, that guys a real turtle
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
by Dliw1 October 27, 2019

He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025

by kamj1 April 8, 2010

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...
by sal420paradise February 28, 2010

An anxious two winged helpful green boi who will do anything to help his friends, or a particular pink and yellow rain wing
by Kenyon Blackmon March 18, 2021

Another word for "penis."
by Trousermouse December 11, 2017
