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jordan prehn

Very sweet guy always treats people good but don't mistake him for his sweetness and you treat him with disrespect and his surprise you. #Sexyguy #largecock #toughasiron #hardworker #knowshowtofuck #willfuckyouup
Jordan Prehn will make you squirt !
by &bria December 18, 2016
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Jordan Popovski

One funny ass kid. Is sometimes referred to as Kevin Hart the comedian, although some might believe that Jordan is funnier than infamous comedian. Plays Roblox and Minecraft for a living. Tells many funny jokes on the daily. When one tells an unfunny joke, just call them a Jordan Popovski.
"aryan you're such a stupid indian shit"

You're such a jordan popovski๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by ginderxd June 25, 2019
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Jordan

Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Sayโ€™s the word โ€œbruโ€ way too often.
โ€œWhy does it smell so bad in here?โ€
โ€œOh, thatโ€™s because Jordan just walked in.โ€
by artifacct November 22, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan, he is one with his emotions. Wears his heart on his sleeve, feels everything so intensely!

Yes, heโ€™s soft but heโ€™s very head strong. Determined. Committed to anything he sets his heart on. Fall in love with a Jordan, and youโ€™ll never forget it.

He will show you life like youโ€™ve never known and show you versions of yourself you never thought existed!!

Break Jordanโ€™s heart and youโ€™ll regret it for the rest of your life.

His past is HARD so he loves even harder!

Cherish him, because a love like his is hard to come by. There might be some rough patches being with him, but when it comes down to it, itโ€™s ALL worth it.
Jordan? Heโ€™s beautiful!

I wish a Jordan Loved me (:
by JordanLover9698 January 6, 2022
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jordan

Person 1: Yo its Jordan!
Person 2: Neek.
by fruitmix December 2, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is now replacing the n-word on TikTok.
White people are now calling every African-American: a Jordan
Person one: hey how you doing?
Person two: what's up my jordan
by SERBIA is GAY July 30, 2021
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Jordan

A person who just serves CUNT. Jordan's are always confident ands have fire ass style. Everyone loves a Jordan because they are the shit. Don't bother going up against a Jordan because you will loose. Jordan's slay at everything. Jordan's will do anything to win. They would even suck dick to become powerful. Determined, driven, and hot are three perfect words to describe a Jordan. Often Jordan's enjoy working alone. They thrive in competitive environments, and often succeed in many aspects of their career and education. It can be hard to be a Jordan... We are so beautiful and talented it is difficult to keep it up. If you ever meet a Jordan you are just lucky to be in their presence because they are gods and goddesses amongst humans.
No Way! Is that a Jordan?

I would just love to get all up in that hotness.
by Jordz8 November 28, 2023
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