Mexican Willy

When you eat a girl ass and squeeze a lemon on her asshole

Dude, i served my girl a mexican willy last night

by Yanx November 17, 2025

Willy Wanker

Wanking inside everything except women because your too fuckin' stupid. The name also came from a pissed off parent at a shitty event/scam at Glasgow, UK.

I am Willy Wanker motherfuckers!

by blackgays69 December 2, 2025

Willis

A viral meme which has spread across Sequoyah Middle School used for anything and everything—a situation, a moment, an object, or a joke—when no other word fits.

Fake Willis don’t shine at all

by Yfkyfky December 25, 2025

Intergalactic Wet Willy

The act of probing another person's anus with a turkey baster, then spraying the contents gathered from the anus into the ear canal. Typically, this is a male-to-male interaction.

Dude tried givin' me an intergalactic wet willy. Not at my birthday party, pal.

by TophuVEVO January 2, 2026

Willy-Deuce

The act of routinely defecating at odd hours of the evening.

I’m up every night at 2am dropping a Willy-Deuce ever since I returned from Europe.

It must be 20:00. Master Chief is dropping a Willy-Deuce again. You can set your watch to it!

by Florid51 January 6, 2026

real wet willie

licking the tip of your penis (pulled back) and putting in someones ear as a joke. like a wet willie but instead of the finger its a penis. this is also not for sexual gratification its just a NOT gay prank.

i gave this lil nigga the real wet willie! this lil nigga whent crazy!

by pseudoMLK January 10, 2026

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025