Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.
"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022
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In addition someone who will ruin the fun for everyone and be the reason for a lot of unfortunate events that take place in MMORPGs that would typically enrage the community-at-large.
Is also an avid streamer who typically displays his deaths during endgame content with his guild.
Will automatically speak at 100 decibels at a minimum. Is incapable of anything lower.
Don't trust Birdlaw.
In addition someone who will ruin the fun for everyone and be the reason for a lot of unfortunate events that take place in MMORPGs that would typically enrage the community-at-large.
Is also an avid streamer who typically displays his deaths during endgame content with his guild.
Will automatically speak at 100 decibels at a minimum. Is incapable of anything lower.
Don't trust Birdlaw.
Person A: "Did your entire raid team manage to turn in the Rend buff?"
Person B: "Not at all, it was scuffed"
Person A: "Why would Birdlaw do this?"
-An example of an atrocity commited by Birdlaw (Bird Law)
Person B: "Not at all, it was scuffed"
Person A: "Why would Birdlaw do this?"
-An example of an atrocity commited by Birdlaw (Bird Law)
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Me: You should be a Parakeet, you have the nose for it.
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