The Wank That Stank

A book about Adam

The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.

by vector's 12 inch schlong February 26, 2023

Wanked-Blind

To be absolutely screwed over

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."

by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017

piss-wank

Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.

Look over there at Archie! He's such a piss-wank

by Whatta Meme May 31, 2018

Wank Tag

The act of cumming on to a polaroid picture of a femail

Duuuude I totally wank Tagged Jessica last night.

by Plasma Sonico Boom May 17, 2020

Halloween wank

The spooky scary sticky substance that is in preparation for the worst month of your life

Chad 1: yo, how was your Halloween wank bro?

Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK

by 3SGZ_OLLIE_C_1 October 31, 2020

Fury wank

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.

"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."

by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024

wanking

Playing lead guitar like you're masturbating and characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously, almost always in the metal genre if rock

His wanking on guitar is a real turn-off!

by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022